Spring Floods

Gah. Our basement flooded last week...or was it two weeks ago? Anyways, it flooded. It was gross. It was sewage & over-flow. *barf*
My sweet hubs had the awesome job of cleaning up what could be saved. It took him about 6 hours. The plumber Jason came over & had it under control in about 15 minutes. My hubs SCRUBBED our whole basement with bleach-water afterwards. What an angel. I mean....he did swear pretty much the whole time & we avoided him liek the plague while he was cleaning....but he did it...which meant, I didn't. God-bless-him.

It was a great way to de-clutter. Saved us some serious spring cleaning. Well....me anyways. But there was no real reason for this post other then to share the news of our awesome basement flood.

Ohmigawd

Okay, I have this fear of moths.

They totally scare the crap out of me. Everything about them creeps me out. If I was on fear-factor & they shoved me in a room full of moths...I'd die. I wouldn't be able to scream...the fear would grab me & I'd freeze & die within seconds.

And here in SASK, we have these freaky giant moths....I'm not talking about a moth that is big...I'm talking a wing-span that looks like a robin's. I saw 2. Once above our apartment patio windows....and once on the side of our house. They are huge. They hug the wall like.....creepy....moths. And the little moths....they are crazy mo-fo's!! They lunge/dive at you and flap around trying to kill you in your hair. Oh gawd...i feel sick.

So anywhooo....this crazy lady told me a story about how she was once BITTEN by a moth & it laid eggs under skin behind her knee & she needed to be aspirated (sp?) and was given meds. BITTEN!!!!!!!! EGGS!!!!!!!!! Under the SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH-MY-FaCKEN-GAWD

These devil-beasts now bite & lay egss!!!!!!!!!!!*faints*

Holy shit. You have no idea how this story scared the crap out of me. Every lil thing that touches me has me spazzing out thinking its a moth. My hair on my neck...(yes, I have a hairy neck) is standing up every so often & the sensation creeeps me out & has me almost in tears begging my husband to check me over for moths. Ohmygawd....and its spring. The wee devil will be out in no time hunting me down.

I just know I'll get bit by one & have its eggs under my skin.....ohmygawd.

Oh man...I'm so scared to go to bed. What if they are out already??? What if one is in our house & gets lured to our bedroom because of our baby's nite-light? What if I get up to feed our baby & a moth attacks me??????????????

I think I have to go lay down before I faint at the computer. My husband said if he finds me on the floor again after fainting, he's going to leave me there(yes, I fainted on the computer before). If I faint & he leaves me on the floor....who's going to watch out for me that no moths get me??????????????

Oh my gawd. I'm so freaked out. Its like my own little horror show right now. Should I turn off the computer & open the door?? *creepy moth-man music*

Good thing I'm not a skank....the skank always gets killed right away in the movies.

*gasp* or am I a skank??????

Oh gawd...why did I say mothman????