Its becoming quite apparent that Guliano is having a more prominent influence on our youngest daughter Fiorella, now that he is on parental leave and is home all day. Especially with her vocabulary.
Here is what Fiorella has been saying this past week:
"What the hell is on his face dad?!?!" - Watching Diego "bugs" & seeing a bug with large mandibles coming out its face
"Geez...its Frikken cold out here!!!" - getting into the van at -36
"Jesus Christ thats hot!" - after being served homemade cheese pizza
"Holy shit mom...you're up!" - Seeing Nicola & I out in the living room already at 7am...we usually get up later
"Crap...I dropped it." - after she dropped her sammich
"Holy shit....my legs are tired. Can you carry me?" - walking around the hospital trying to find her lil brothers' Dr's office
"What the hell is going on down there??" - yells down the stairs when I asked her to call downstairs & ask what her sisters were arguing about
"Goddamn my nose hurts." - telling me her nose still hurt after she fell
"Where the hell are my barbies?" - after Mercedes & her friend snuck off with her barbies
"Christ....who farted?" - after our dog Bugzy let out a rank fart
*sigh* I just hope she isn't saying these things in preschool.
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Bah ha ha ha ha!
I've been sitting here trying to think of something witty and reassuring to write, but all I've got is...
Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
:p
historian/Erin
LOL...we have to hold in our laughs when we hear her...I just cringe thinking she's saying these at school too!
Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard I'm almost crying now.a
She sounds so sweet!
Too f'n funny!!!!
Gods girl. That's really funny. I'm sorry that you have to get her out of that habit, but damn it's funny.
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